stick 'em in a stew

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

denimofafamilygene:

can we discuss this

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

thegirlincendio:

xsamandriel:

fredweesley:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

biliepiper:

john green takes a shower

john clean

john green eats a bean burrito

john bean

john green loses weight

john lean

john green finds inner peace

john serene

john green killed augustus waters

john mean

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My grandma just called me a pig. I ate a little bit of Taco Bell and two bites of her Blizzard. As if I wasn’t fucking insecure enough already.

My grandpa just came home with Taco Bell goodbye tumblr

im-your-favorite-actor-and-i:

bendydicks:

frostirons:

sane-as-a-starkid:

disneyforeverlives:

foreveryoungforeverfun:

shavingryansprivates:

when they say the title of the album in a song

or the title of a movie in a scene

Or the title of the book in a chapter

or when they say Doctor Who in Doctor Who

or when they say Supernatural in Supernatural

or when they say gay in Sherlock

when you find out squidward likes krabby patties

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via swayylife)

odannygirl7:

mrransomm:

dingoinnuendo:

ok what i want is a klondike bar commercial where they get like a 5 year old girl with pigtails jumping rope in a pink skirt and say ‘what would you do for a klondike bar’ and the girl stares at the camera and it zooms in really close and she whispers ‘id kill a man’

then at the end of the commercial there’s a flash of her eating a klondike bar.

And the camera is angled like it’s been dropped on the floor but is still recording.

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Tumblr’s National Anthem

Rule #3 Of Tumblr :
ALWAYS RE-BLOG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. 

(Source: randomness-is-epic, via sierra-lace)

FOR THE LOVE OF BEATRICE, PLEASE REBLOG TO LET THE GENERAL PUBLIC KNOW ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT THE LEMONY SNICKET FANDOM DOES, IN FACT, EXIST.

false-spring-queen:

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superdoctorlockstuck:

beautifulworldofhetalia:

lastglimpsetheatre:

dolphinhats:

alicexz:

toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Holy @#!*% this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

Im so happy I got a laughing Prussia on my blog

I GOT THE WIBBLY WOBBLY :D my life is complete

(Source: parasolpunk, via nostalgic-daydreamers)